February 2012
139 posts
Anonymous asked: Pictures of this amazing new haircut please?
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
Will someone come make me chocolate chip cookies?
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“Now, what happens next is monumentally confusing. See, in episode 307, “I Kissed...”
– Riese, Autostraddle (via theanyanka)
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Anonymous asked: You look as though you would smell nice. Stay awesome, stay you :)
what stopped you from giving up? i have read all...
autostraddle:
i laughed i laughed because it’s all so silly, it’s all so ridiculous. when you look at me i laughed! i laughed and cried at the same time because it’s all so funny, all of us, because the problem with tragedy is that it lacks comedy i laughed i laughed and laughed and laughed
Ask Riese a brand new thing
A Tree Grows in Solitude: Kurt Vonnegut's Tips for... →
tempest-at-noon:
Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.
Start as close to the end as possible.
Be a Sadist. No...
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"How do you tell if someone is flirting with you?"
everyoneisgay:
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Think to yourself “If I didn’t like this person, would I be creeped out?”
If the answer is yes, then they are flirting with you.
Kristin Says:
Look them right in the eye and say, “Are you flirting with me?”
“Most things will be okay eventually, but not everything will be. Sometimes...”
– Dear Sugar #64: Tiny Beautiful Things
ALL I DO IS THROW KNIVES. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
I’ve already proven myself to be the type of person who brings a knife to a hammer fight!
Anonymous asked: Dear Grace, for the next while I'm going to send you messages every now and then to remind you just how great you are, okay? I feel you are grossly under appreciated - so I have made it my duty to appreciate you fully. p.s. You have a nice face.
Anonymous asked: Do you always answer the questions people ask?
Anonymous asked: Can we have a whole post about the stupidity witnessed in your women's studies class? (please)
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“I think being IN LOVE means that you *can* imagine your life without them, but...”
– Laneia
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I've discovered that my Google history contains... →
Not surprising.
Anonymous asked: You are simply wonderful :)
